One of the most crappy articles I've read on here with absolutely no background or concrete foundation. The facts stated have absolutely no basis in reality and seem to be more a figment of the authors imagination. I know TON's of people who do the things on BOTH of your lists and still live their lives to the fullest.
You have pathetically failed at trying to paint a black and white reality of the masturbating man as a loser vs a non-masturbating or celibate achiever in life. You seem to be trying extremely hard at putting a holier-than-thou garland on the celibate as if they are the only ones who do anything or achieve something worthwhile in life.
An extremely poorly researched and impulsively written article.